For some reason, it's not theft when you get it in the mail

For some reason, it's not theft when you get it in the mail

Americans: Inner city thugs and immigrants want to steal from me? Oh, I got something for them! *racks shotgun*

Americans after getting a ridiculous 5k bill for getting Advil in the hospital: *sniff* please donate to my GoFundMe or I’ll go bankrupt… again



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